The Joys of Time-Out Converations

Kid: Did you do this stuff when you were a kid?
Me: Yes. I learned and had fun at school.
Kid: No, I mean get in trouble?
Me: No.
Kid: Why?
Me: I followed directions.
Kid: Well what did your hair look like? Was it like it is now?
Me: No it was very long when I was a little girl.
Kid: Why isn't it now? Why is it so little?
Me: I cut it.
Kid: Why would you do that?
Me: I wanted to. You don't like it?
Kid: There should just be more of it. You kind of look like a boy.
Me: We don't talk during time out. Be quiet.